发表于 2019-04-26 18:00:34 股吧网页版
财税会计工作真相!来啊,互相伤害啊!

现在是8月上旬,所有关于高考、填报志愿的事都已经尘埃落定。不过,云算盘的小编相信作为资深财务会计人士的你,在前段时间一定被很多朋友咨询“要不要让孩子报财务相关专业?”虽然不知道你是在怎么回答的,但云算盘小编觉得很多事情需要辩证看待,具体问题具体分析~

1.

“你们发别人工资,自己工资应该更高吧?”

我如实回答:“哪里哪里,三万多一点”

然后望着工资条上的“3000.0”

微笑着吃下了碗里的土。


2.

刚进公司的时候,前辈告诉我:

“这是一个看脸的职业!”

“做财务也有外貌歧视?”

我摸着颇有几分姿色的脸,心中暗喜

“不,是看老板和税务局的脸。”


3.

很多长相普通的夫妻

怀孕期间看很多漂亮宝宝

孩子就长得好看

说是怀孕看什么越多

孩子就越长得像什么

我好想知道……

长得像Excel的孩子究竟是啥样!


4.

下大雪,出门见一大爷摔倒了。

我过去问道:

“大爷,我做财务的,能扶您起来么?”

“小伙子,你走吧,我再等一会儿。

你那点工资还不够我出场费呢。”

“好嘞!”

天气虽冷,大爷的话却是暖暖的

满满的都是正能量……


5.

出租车上,司机问我:

“去税务局?做财务的吧?”“是”;

“最近税务稽查挺严吧?”“是”;

“最近发票挺闹心的吧?”“是”;

“天天看人脸色吧?”“是”;

“最近老加班吧?”“是”;

“马上又要考中级、CPA了吧?”“是”;

我忍不住回问“您怎么这么了解?”

司机说:“我以前也干财务的。”


6.

一财务接到一通电话。

“您好,我是保险公司的,请问您开车吗?”

财务:“我不开,司机开。”

“您的车有保险吗?”

财务:“应该有吧。”

“您的车值多少钱呀?”

财务:“没问过,我估计不便宜。”

“大哥,您啥车呀?”

财务:“地铁啊。”

啪,电话挂了……


7.

一财务加班很晚后回家,遇一民警

突然对财务大喊:“站住!”

民警:“身份证拿出来。”

财务:“没带。”

民警:“你是做什么的?”

财务:“财务。”

民警:“哎…走吧。”

财务:“不用身份证了?”

民警:“深夜街上走,不是小偷就是财务,看你这么寒酸苦哈哈的样子,肯定是财务,走吧。”


结语:

是的,看完这些段子,云算盘的小编两行清泪不禁默默留下来,除了张开双臂抱抱身累心累的财税会计人,还要告诉你们一个可以脱离日常繁琐财税会计工作的好方法——

想要更省心的创业和经营?

——就找云算盘(WeChat ID:vsupa8)!公司注册、账务处理、申报纳税……全部为您搞定!


Now in early August, all about the college entrance examination, filling the application form has ended.However, the editor of Vsupa believes that you, as a senior financial accountant, must have been consulted “Do I let my children to study finance related subjects?” by a lot of friends ago.hough I do not know you how to answer this question,but the editor of Vsupa think that a lot of things need to be dialectically treated~


1.

“You guys give other people's wages,will your salary be higher?”

I answer truthfully: “Not bad,more than 3 thousand a little.”

Then watch the "3000.0" on the salary bill and eat instant noodles in the bowl.


2.

When I first started working in the company, my predecessor told me:

“This is a job that need to watch face!”

“Do the financial work also have lookism?”

I touched my pretty face,and rejoiced in myself heart

“No,it’s look at the face of the boss and the tax Bureau.”


3.

A lot of ordinary couples

Look at lots of pretty babies during pregnancy

Then their children look pretty

The reason is hat the more you look at the pregnancy,the more the child looks like

I want to know......

How does a child look like Excel?!


4.

Under the heavy snow, went out and saw a grandpa fell.

I asked:

“Grandpa, I do financial work.Can I help you up?”

“Boy, you go, I'll wait a little longer.Your salary is not enough for my appearance”

“OK!”

hough the weather is cold,grandpa’s words were warm

Full of positive energy......


5.

Taxi driver asked me:

“Going to the tax office? Do financial work?” “Yes”;

“Is the tax check very strict lately?” “Yes”;

“The invoice has been very annoying lately, hasn't it?” “Yes”;

“Work very carefully every day, don't you?” “Yes”;

“Do you often work overtime these days?” “Yes”;

“Are you going to have an intermediate , CPA exam?” “Yes”;

I can't help asking: “How do you know so well?”

The driver said: “I used to do financial work, too.”


6.

One finances received a call.

“Hello, I'm from the insurance company. May I ask if you drive?”

Finance: “I don't drive, the driver drive.”

“Does your car have an insurance policy?”

Finance: “Maybe have.”

“How much is your car worth?”

Finance: “I haven’t ask.But I don't think it's cheap.”

“So, what’s you car?”

Finance: “ The subway.”

The phone has been disconnected......


7.

A financial went home after work overtime and met a police

Police suddenly shouted at the Finance: "stop!"

Police: “Take out your ID card.”

Finance: “I don't have the ID card.”

Police: “What do you do?”

Finance: “Financial work.”

Police: “You can leave now.”

Finance: “Don’t need ID card?”

Police: “The people who walks in the street at night is financial or thieves.You look so poor appearance,must be financial,so you can go now.”


结语:

Yes, after reading these s, the editor of Vsupa can not help to cry.In addition to hug the tired tax accountant,I also want to tell you a good way to get out of the routine financial and accounting work--

Want to entrepreneurship and management easily?

——Find Vsupa!Company registration,Accounting Treatment,Making a statement of dutiable goods......We can help you to solve it !


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